A Normal Day For the Family


"Where the hell do you think you're going?"

"The kitchen. I'm hungry."


"Get your ass back in the home gym. You're so damn fat, you could live off your own fat for months. You can eat something after you drop ten pounds."

"Make me."


*insert child abuse sounds here*


"Wrong move, Mommy Dearest."

*MAGICAL FWOOSHING SOUNDS OMG SO SPARKLY*


"Oh..."


"OH NO."


"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY DIGNITY."

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