Death's Doll House

 Thomas converted one of the spare bedrooms into a home arcade for Dalilah. Awesome dad is awesome. "ROBOBEAR HELL YEAH!"  Afterwards, Dalilah decided to practice magic on a newspaper. Because why not? *FWOOSH MOTHAFUCKA* "It's cool, I got it." Molly notices whats going on and realizes she hasn't yelled at and belittled her daughter enough today. "DALILAH YOU LITTLE SHIT I WAS GOING TO READ THAT."

Totally not awkward or anything.

I love the haunting curse.

"Where the hell do you think you're going?" "The kitchen. I'm hungry." "Get your ass back in the home gym. You're so damn fat, you could live off your own fat for months. You can eat something after you drop ten pounds." "Make me." *insert child abuse sounds here* "Wrong move, Mommy Dearest." *MAGICAL FWOOSHING SOUNDS OMG SO SPARKLY* "Oh..." "OH NO." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY DIGNITY."

Don't let his pretty face and proper manners in public fool you. Thomas takes gaming seriously and will dispose of anyone who gets in his way.