Dilute the Ugle Gene! (for real this time)

This is Thomas Monroe. Thomas is just your everyday B.A.B. You know, brains and brawn. Thomas’ original plan was to become a scientist, that is, until a talent agent saw him spar with another Sim in a bar and realized that with his Bridgeport good looks and kung fu skills, Thomas could make them both very, very rich.

Yes, he is THE Thomas Monroe, biggest action movie star of the 80’s and 90’s. Thomas has worked alongside other action movie greats, such as Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme and has killed awesome on screen villains such as Steve Buscemi and Billy Drago.

Of course, that’s all in the past. Thomas has retired from acting, although he still keeps up with the martial arts world and trains regularly. Now Thomas is working his way up the corporate ladder and hopes to soon become a CEO.

This is Thomas’ wife, Molly. You may recognize her from her from all the runways the strutted down and all the magazine covers her face graced. Or not. Thomas recently made her sign a contract stating that as long as they remained married, Molly had to stop getting plastic surgery. Yeah, it got that bad.

Like her husband, Molly is retired from the public life. Since she’s so damn rich, Molly planned on spending the rest of her life doing absolutely nothing, however, there’s a rumor Molly has recently started running with the local crime syndicate.

You would expect two perfect Sims like Thomas and Molly to have perfect children, right?

If only.

Say hello to Dalilah Monroe, Thomas and Molly’s only child. You may be wondering how those two managed to create this big purple monster of a girl.

It all started 16 years ago. The Monroes were Bridgeport’s most famous and perfect couple. Everything was perfect until five years into the marriage they decided to have a baby. Thomas was excited to be a father. Molly was excited to essentially have a living doll she could dress up and show off to her friends and the paparazzi. It’s Molly you can blame for Dalilah’s appearance.

You see, Molly is a mean, snobby bitch to almost everyone. Almost everyone included a little old lady who accidentally got in a shot of Molly as the paparazzi took pictures of her very visible baby bump. This infuriated Molly and she went on to publically humiliate the little old lady in front of everyone. Little did Molly know, witches and wizards from all around the world were meeting in Bridgeport for their annual Magic Convention and this little old lady wasn’t just a little old lady, she was Miriam Toad, the most powerful witch in the world.

Despite her humiliation, Miriam kept a cool composure and simply pulled her wand from her purse and changed the Monroes lives forever.

“You are one of the most vial and heartless Sims I have ever met, Mrs. Monroe,” Miriam said before pointing her wand at the pregnant Sims’ belly. She uttered an incantation in a long forgotten language and a stream shimmering purple magic entered Molly’s body.

“What have you done to me?” Molly cried. “I swear to Twallan, if you hurt my baby-“

Miriam smirked and said, “Your child is safe, I assure you. She will grow to be happy and healthy and have a long, adventurous life. However, your life will not be as happy. Your superficial beliefs and ways will strain every relationship you have, including you and your husband. I have put a curse on you, Mrs. Monroe, but I have given your daughter a great gift.”

To put it bluntly, Dalilah turned out ugly as sin, but only on the outside.

Dalilah is probably one of the sweetest Sims you’ll ever meet. She tries to get along with everyone, no matter how unusual they are.

The only person Dalilah can’t get along with is her mother, and for good reason.

That’s ok. You know that great gift Miriam mentioned? It was power. Immense magical power that Dalilah was born with and has put her at the top of the list of the most powerful witches in the world. Of course, Dalilah has promised Thomas she’d never use her power for evil, but casting haunting spell on Molly when things get a bit too heated doesn’t harm anything… except maybe Molly’s sanity.

After Dalilah was born, Thomas made the decision to move the family to a little town he’d heard of from a vampire friend called Moonlight Falls. It was inhabited by fantastic creatures like fairies, werewolves, vampires and witches. Thomas figured if she wouldn’t be accepted for her looks in Bridgeport, Dalilah would be accepted for her gift in Moonlight Falls.

Molly hates Moonlight Falls. Molly hates supernaturals. Except vampires. Vampires are her kind of people.

Thomas is a good dad. He loves Dalilah with all his heart and often times is the only person she can turn to when Molly is waging WWIII against her own daughter.

Dalilah isn’t embarrassed by her dad like a lot of her friends. He’s a former action hero who kicks ass at video games! I think it’s safe to say, Thomas is a cool dad.